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[May. 1st, 2011|11:22 pm] |
[Warded to Georgina]
Hello! I hear you are quite proficient with weapons. Do you, by any chance, do sword fighting demonstrations? |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|08:53 pm] |
Warded to Chad Montgomery
How does the first weekend in May sound for an awesome pirate party?
I was thinking the invites could be pieces of pirate treasure charmed with all the information from the party!
Also, does your ship have a plank?
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Warded to Astoria, Pansy, Tracey and Eleanor
Get your pirate costumes ready! I'm throwing a party!
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[Apr. 12th, 2011|12:35 am] |
I think party and not wedding planning is the most cathartic activity.
Warded to Astoria
How is Lola settling in?
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Warded to Tracey and Pansy
What do you think of the theme PIRATES?
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[Apr. 5th, 2011|10:40 pm] |
Oh I think Cecil and Lola will look just darling in these!
Astoria, what is Lola's favorite color?
[Attached is a clipped-out ad from some wizarding catalog]
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[Apr. 4th, 2011|02:10 am] |
Oh my. It appears Cecil has the sniffles. Every time he sneezes he goes into an absolute barking fit. It's the most pathetic and yet entertaining thing all at once.
[Warded to T and Emil]
The most unbelievable thing happened today. Mother was on about the flowers and going to get my dress - oh the arguments she had with herself over my dress - and I just snapped. I told her I wasn't marrying you, Terrence, and Astoria certainly wasn't marrying Emil.
Do you know what then? She laughed. There I was standing my ground and she was laughing in my face. She left the room in absolute tears of laughter and I've not heard from her since.
I'm beginning to think this is all a big joke they have decided to play on us.
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[Mar. 31st, 2011|12:52 am] |
Warded to Chad
I hear you have a pirate ship
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[Mar. 28th, 2011|09:51 pm] |
[Warded to T, Emil, Pansy, Draco, Greg, Hugh, Sam, Sophia, Morag and Melinda]
Well, my little sister just asked me to take her to a strip club. For many reasons I cannot possibly say no. Anyone care to make any recommendations? Or, er, join me?
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[Mar. 28th, 2011|02:29 am] |
Despite almost a full day in bed, it appears I wasn't dreaming about the paper this morning.
Pity. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2011|01:31 am] |
Warded to T
Well. I always thought a fall wedding would be nice.
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Warded to Pansy
It appears I'm betrothed - thanks mum and dad for the heads up. Say you'll help me pick out a dress?
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[Mar. 16th, 2011|01:28 am] |
Daddy, I'm so sorry, I'm so s-s-s-s-sorry yeah.
'Cause we just like to party like to p-p-p-p-party yeah.
We're beautiful & dirty rich
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